foucaultthehaters:

“Comrade” is my favourite gender-neutral pronoun.

lizcoco:

CAN I HAS

(Source: cassieisclose)

kaciart:

sclez:

It was a form of procrastination, okay.

Perfect in every way

“Did you go anywhere fun over break?”

totally-relatable:

(Source: lpalgestryproblems)

And then everyone is Canada breathed a collective sigh of relief 

jovgrey:

I have been saying this for yearssss.

(Source: earlyxgr4ve)

Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 5 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT?

lov3good:

i hope they choose a good font for my grave

(Source: movedtolov3good)

Mom: You find a job yet?
Me: Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
Mom: ....what